14.2.11

Want your bad romance

Regardless of whether you are a spend-an-absurd-amount-of-ducats-buying-gaudy-heart-themed-presents couple or just a low-key-dine-in-bed-and-a-movie kind of couple, I'd like to say on behalf of the greeting card industry, the flower industry, the lingerie industry, the adult industry and the restaurant industry, thank you for raising our revenues 10-fold once a year on one special, invented holiday. Happy Valentine's Day!

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